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And he still lives with his mom." Oh my god! Peter doesnt feel good.. "Would my expect you too. Peter shows up at the compound in a bad state. Whys there a kid on our comm link? Peter heard a distinctly female voice ask. He jumped onto the ceiling and silently crawled out of the open . tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson". his voice became raspy as he called out for him. Bleeding Out, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction He waits a minute, breathing heavily as his stomach turns and mouth fills with saliva, but nothing happens. He kept his eyes trained on the paper. ~one day later~ Peter was in his room chilling out when his phone rang. Peter shakes his head again. In which the uprising star actor who plays Peter Parker aka Spider-M REQUESTS ARE OPEN FOR BOTH TOM HOLLAND AND PETER PARKER, just comment on a chapter and I'll do my b F! I like Deadpool. You know, its been ages since anyone sorted through the supply closet, he says casually, jerking his head towards a nearby door. Online. "I know it's real. "His name is Peter Parker." The nurse let an evil grin cross her face. A little while later, the two cops come busting in. Luckily, his comm still works. On the board, he scribbles: I never got my donut. Someone is shaking him by the shoulders. It lifted up easilya lot easier than the ceiling of a warehouse; that still gave him nightmaresand he tossed it away. So what he was loosing a lot of blood and had AB- blood, the blood type that 1 in every 162 people has. he groaned and gasped as he began to sob. Please consider turning it on! What does Captain America not have that you dont? Ive been waiting so long.. Set directly after The Titan's Curse. kind of embarrassing he thought as he made another failing attempt at pushing the giant slab of rock off of him. I-I think somethings wrong with me, he admits. Were just taking the scenic route.. Forget Mr. HarringtonIm hanging up and calling 911.. God, I would kill for one of those donuts right now he mutters. Eugene Thompson Sr screeched. Sentry mode. Tony ordered it over his shoulder. Are we really discussing this? Captain America and Black Widow asked at the same time. One arm wrapped around his middle, Peter spits a few final strings of bile into the dirt before shakily straightening back up. His back was strewn with smaller rocks and bits of metal, and Peter could see dark bloodstains seeping into the dust-strewn ground. Wait, does that even make sense?, No, A dry voiceClint, Peter thoughtsaid. Okay, I got you. Ned grabs Peter by the elbows and helps lower him down to sit on a relatively dry part of the ground. She shrugs. And its gonna be only organic farms for you from here on out.. Peter thinks he's dreaming, but he realizes this is his new reality. or: peter gets food poisoning & tony takes care of him. No matter how much Peter would like for everything to always go right, part of being Spider-Man is having things go wrong. im sure u noticed but im seven days behind and I've lost all motivation so im not gonna update anymore, Natasha was one who expected everything from attempted murder to tax fraud. Peter arrives late to Tonys lab and begins to exhibit some alarming symptoms. We were discussing Eugene's punishment." 3. Coming home from patrol, Peter Parker runs into more than he bargained for. He's nice and funny and he likes me too. Gonna pass out. His stomach twists. I'm a sucker for whump and/or sick fics. Instead, the scene that greets him is somehow inconceivably worse. Head hurts. bybookdoof, Tony and Steve told Peter to take his inhaler. Please consider turning it on! New York (Nico and the Avengers) 53 parts. Tony knew he was dying. Want one?, No thanks. Ned wrinkles his nose. Tony reluctantly introduces Peter to them but doesn't tell them he's Spider-man. Two best buddies just hanging out together. I meanno, Im not hurt. Now, he ordered. You lost a lot of blood by the time we got there, and then the ambulance didn't show up for five minutes. Work Search: Peter finds himself facing off with an unlikely foe. edit: so. Browse Ranking Create. His only regrets were that he didn't get to say goodbye. Peter pulls his knees up to his chest and lowers his head down to meet them, eyes closed. Pepper calls Tony, who is on his way to the office to talk him the diagnosis. It helps a little, but still feels like not enough. This is ridiculous.". They like him. Well, Im like, right next to him, so, As Peter spoke, Steve Rogers groaned and tried to move, but the rubble on his legs prevented him from going anywhere. But now his stomach is cramping and food seems like the worst possible idea. No problem! Peter sustains a severe head injury on patrol and deals with the subsequent recovery. Terry, can you help me make him a splint?" Tony has finally started allowing the kid to tag along on missions with the team. Ned and Mj picked him. When the former Avengers finally apologize and return to the tower, Tony insist Peter wait before he meets them. Is he okay? Peter interrupted without really thinking about it. Shut up." he could hear the faint fighting outside the rubble and small voices yelling. Just felt sick for a second. I finally got organized and have all my fics on a page now if you wanna check it out! A third cop gasps and runs over to Peter. No matter how much Peter would like for everything to always go right, part of being Spider-Man is having things go wrong. 5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet, 2 Times Peter Was Almost Killed and 1 Time Peter and Clint Had 1 Thing In Common, 10 Times An Avenger Picked Him Up From School + 1 Time Tony Did. Heck, he rarely went to Brooklyn, and there wasnt even a river for him to cross to get there. Its like the opposite of sensory overloadeverything has been dialed back to negative two. Please consider turning it on! look spider-man we are a little busy as you probably can tell. what was he suppose to do? 4697 guests um yeah- i think i need some help? he began to taste blood in his mouth but he didnt know what injury was causing it. Wait, you dont have laser vision, do you? Nothing to freak out about! Tony hadnt been able to stop Peter. A shaky, badly lit amateur phone video begins, with a voice over from Jameson. Because otherwise, we'd have to take matters into our own hands and trust me. Peter purses his lips and took out his hearing aids, placing them in her hands. Yeah, I dont know either, kid, Tony grumbles. He was so sore, so tired. "You're right Detective Peralta. "Ned, I need to get out of here before Mr. Stark finds out, otherwise he will literally kill me for going behind his back. They continue their never-ending trudge through the maze, but Its only a few minutes before Peter is forced to stop again as a particularly bad cramp has him doubling over. But hey, he's just a useless lonely orphan no one loves, right Flash? Is there anything else I can call you? Good. I am unable to contact Karen, or Peter, the AI replied, sounding apologetic. Summary:While Peter is visiting Tony and Morgan at the lake house for a long weekend, the six-year-old manages to accidentally break his nose. mind the tags!). But how? Chapter 7 Holy crap, Peter breathed. Police and other emergency service personnel stand along the side of the bridge, shining torches down into the river. KID! tony grunted and a slam sound echoed in peters ear, unless its life threatening i dont wanna hear it! Peter Parker One Shots Fanfiction. First some housekeeping this is set after Spider-man Homecoming, and in it the Rogues come back instead of vanishing or being sent to jail/house arrest because I love found family. Hey, there he is, Mr. Starks face appears in front of him, blocking the white light, thank God, then Mays face is next to his, blurry and hazy but its them and thats nice. Dont want that happening again. Chapter 2 "Rude! "Give me everything you have." "Karen's last signal was at 3.07am. tip: austen words:10000-50000 sort:title, 1. Or Spangles gets it., Peter obeyed, putting his hands in the air and readying to shoot with his web-shooters. Wheres your inhaler? he asks immediately. I didnt know anything and it was so awful I-I cant He takes a deep breath and shakes his head. Lets just get out of here man.. Bleeding Out: Peter walked out his room and into the living room, all the Avengers sat together watching a film. BY . I've got quick healing, and am already back at studying for my physics final." 19. Tony adopts Peter after May is suddenly killed in a hit and run. he grunted as his exposed fore arm scraped on the rough stone, and the slab dipped a little as he pressed the com on his ear. Thank you! I I thought you were gonna die!, Ned wipes at his face harshly with the back of his hand before taking in a deep, shuddery inhale. "Help," just as his body went slack, the principal came around the corner. Crying. Struggling to draw in breath, Tony could feel his heart pounding. Part uh something idk The film they were watching was Titanic, something Peter was happy to be missing. Tony split from the group and simply headed for the closest window once he was in his suit. The room got really quiet. Project Baby Spider * Peter Romano. Don't go to sleep, okay Spider-Man. At the sound of the alarm, he had rushed back out of the supply closet and was fussing over the monitors now. by @losingmymindtonight. 738 guests 5 Times Peter Parker Saved an Avenger - Archive of Our Own Kid. "Yes, that would be wise. 8. The terrifying bang, bang, bang that sounded through the hall. +1Peter was permanently deaf. Injured Peter Parker. A mans scream briefly rang through the audio feed. Tony shuddered inside the suit, and poured more power into his flight speed. "Would you ever date a fan?" After pulling one too many all-nighters, he slips up and ends up getting stabbed in the back (literally). Alternatively: Strange botches the spell that was meant to make everyone forget Peter and he arrives back in September 2016 with knowledge that could change the world. Peter didnt catch the beans, Well, to be fair, Peter points out, his voice significantly more nasally than usual due to the wad of paper towels hes pressing to his heavily bleeding nose, you didnt really warn me you were about to chuck a can of beans at my head., But I did! the six-year-old defends. "Friday, track Peter's suit, and his phone," he directed. He is en route and will be with you soon.. trick or treat by @ciaconnaa - Morgan decides to do a quick science experiment to determine whether or not shes allergic to strawberries while under Peters care. Overall Peter thought it was fun. He feels vaguely nauseous now and theres a weird tightness building in his chest thats starting to wig him out. His vision blurred, and a cry of pain escaped him, as the taser was pressed to his side, once again. She uses a stethoscope to listen to his chest for a few moments and seems to approve of whatever shes hearing. "Sorry for this part. he was alone. Crisp air, sweet smell of corn, ankle-deep mud he trails off. Snarky irondad is my jam. He did it all to get to you.. He'll freak out. Peter glances over to the man who, contrary to what Ned said looked bored out of his mind. 17.2K 344 238. by JakeyP99. Peter didnt carehe only cared about keeping the enemies distracted from realizing that they had perfectly good bait practically wrapped up with a bow on top in the form of an unconscious super soldier half-buried in rubble. Kid, you okay? Tony asked as his helmet retracted into his suit. Youre with me. "I like your badge Mr. Sr. Police-Man. Anyone but Peter. 11. They began leading him out of the room, reading his rights. Peter thinks back to the orchard. Yelling. "Teach you to talk back to me." Couldnt breathe. So, what does Captain America have that you dont?, Peter could feel the disapproval and slight amusement radiating through the comms. What if its the pesticide making him sick?. Jake mods. "Captain America is hurt," Peter told the medic, jabbing a finger in the direction of the two Avengers. See? What are some of ur favorite whump fics that felt particularly real to you? While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Is he okay?, Uh Peter cut off as Mr. Stark strode over and knelt next to Captain America. But I've had this first chapter written for a while and I'm almost done with two others, so maybe having this published will motivate me? 5. Tony goes on a hunt for the kid. He starts to think he should have kept the kid home, as the night quickly descends into chaos. Peter Parker One Shots - 2 Times Peter Was Almost Killed and - Wattpad Chapter 14 tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson". Sh-Shit, Peter you cant do that to me! he manages to say through the tears. He seemed like the only thing keepingthe poor guy on his feetthe super-soldier seemed dazed and unsteady. Taking this one step at a time bySparrowFlight246. Dont fight the ventilator, Tony instructs. left kudos on this work! Huge kudos to Hella for very patiently teaching me how to code the HTML. He pulled him back up and slammed his head into the lockers again and again. "You! please check it out if you're interested! Would you please just talk to me? Flash begged. He punched him in the ribs repeatedly, pushed him to the ground and started kicking him in the nose. Caps down!, Above all the muttered expletives, Black Widows voice came through. Well, good thing you're going to jail. Pretty sure MJ is onto you.. The loud rushing noise in his ears began to fade. Peter Parker Meets the Avengers - Works | Archive of Our Own His cheeks flushing, Peter shakes his head. He thought hed just caught the tail-end of an argument between Hawkeye and Falcon, because Sam Wilson muttered Spoilsport. just as Captain America said, Clint! (a collection of loosely-connected one-shots that involve Peter as the main attraction, featuring other characters. Unable to patch himself up and no longer having Nurse MJ to turn to, he contacts the only other person he can think of - Yuri Watanabe- for help. Give me everything you have., Karens last signal was at 3.07am. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. "He had a broken nose, two broken ribs, and the back of his head was bleeding severely. Tony hops into his suit and heads out to rescue Peter. Hey, put me back on the Avengers comm, wouldya? As soon as he heard the audio switch from the background to the foreground, he spoke up again. There were a few SHIELD medics in their inconspicuous black vans as well as normal city ambulances. Stark, dont do that!. Aliens are beginning to swarm him and in the overwhelming panic that begins to consume, he does the only thing he can think of. Condiments cant play doctor by14million_constellations, That gets Tony to look up instantly. I'm fine. She wasnt expecting this, "Hes pretty sure he died, and then he wakes up again in a lab as one of the illegal experimental test subjects (hopefully not, but most likely yes), in a broken-in lab underground in the sewers. His brow is scrunched, frown turning down the edges of his lips, but his eyes are open. Hey, whats in, Then he glimpsed a flash of red, white, and blue half-buried by rubble in front of the building. Its an unnerving sensationlike his lung capacity has suddenly shrunk and he can only get in half a breath at a time. Huh. Big deal! Peter had assumed it was some little science project that was supposed to improve his web-shooter fluid or something, but Mr. Stark had sent him an address in lower Manhattan with instructions to come in his suit. His spider sense is screaming at him now and he feels his muscles start to twitch. The someone rolls him to his side, letting the bile spill from his mouth onto the ground. Sorry, kid., Peter snapped the arrow without even meaning to, and he winced and dropped it. Honestly Im starting to think he just goes into shock on purpose to make sure we bring him along.. Mr. Stark was the one that brought you to the hospital." Peter Parker was unable to get out of the rubble and an exasperated and worried Tony Stark takes Peter to . Hello! Hold still for a second., Peter got his hands under the rock and pulled upwards with almost all his might. A Thompson would never do that." Just then the monitor starts beeping loudly and Peter realizes hes had the mask off too long. Peter bleeds out in a guinea pig enclosure at Morgans sixth birthday party. Yeah, just enjoying the whole fall aesthetic here, Ned says, spreading his arms out in an encompassing gesture. [chap 5] when will i stop whumping them? Well, Chapter 11 is 6,000 words and unfinished, so we'll see. Work Search: 140 guests What, did I scare your poor little spider-butt? Tonys voice sounded amused, but Peter could hear the sounds of explosions and faint screaming through the audio feed. Both boys let out an annoyed groan as they turn around to backtrack once again. And Peter nearly has a heart attack as a result. Sort by: Hot. This was no time for a panic attack. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, 1. KAREN seemed to be broken or damaged because she wasnt responding to him, so his best option was trying to talk by the coms and not his suits AI. or: Nineteen year old Peter Parker navigating his life as a moneyless college student. Genre: Fluffy illness/injury, whump, hurt/comfort, humor, A/N: Thanks to @xxx-cat-xxx and@sallyidss for beta-reading and to @awesomesockes for plot, summary, and title ideas <3, SoTony snaps the single use ice pack to activate the chemicals and gives it a few shakes as he moves back over to the kitchen tablewhich one of you is going to explain what happened here?, Morgan shakes her head gravely side to side. You gotta b-breathe! The someoneNed, his brain finally registerssounds almost like hes crying now. If you lose your case, you will be sent to a Juvenile Detention Center for two years, the you will carry out the rest of your sentence in prison." I dont know how Mr. Stark puts up with this all the time.. 6. new chapter you fucks: ch 6 pt 1 Between dodging apples from Flash, he recalls hearing the farmer explain something about how they had just sprayed all the crops that morning. He muttered something under his breath. He lay perfectly still and was certain he stopped breathing. Struggling to draw in breath, Tony could feel his heart pounding. Hey, Karen. Peter said to his AI as he leaped past Hawkeye down to the streets below. Peter and Ned kept working on the sheet, using ASL to communicate. So he was fighting a mugger and he was shot in the thigh. Fresh off of his breakup with MJ, Peter ends up running overtime on patrols to keep himself distracted and blow off steam. he wasnt wearing his mask, somehow it must have come off while he was busy getting trapped. Oblivion rose up and pulled him into its grasp. There are civilians in the subway stations around here. Mr. Who he was. He used his hearing aids majority of the time, except for that one time. Fingers are in his mouth, urgently sweeping the rest of the sick out and clearing his airway. Captain America is hurt, Peter told the medic, jabbing a finger in the direction of the two Avengers. The spider thingits a mutation, right? A field trip gone wrong leaves Peter and Ned wandering through a seemingly endless corn maze. Whoa, wait, is this a full Avengers team-up? Racing down the hall, Tony noted that the alarm and flashing lights were all over the compound and that the rest of the Avengers team were on their way to the conference room as well. When the vet came into view, Tony didnt bother slowing down. Well get it out soon, bud, dont worry, Tony promises. Well, hes got the mother of all concussions and a few cuts and scrapes, but hell be fine., Good, Peter breathed. Pineapple Pizza and how it Saved Peters LifebyFicbunny- Peters not eating enough for his enhanced superhero metabolism and suffers the effects of malnutrition. Ned grabs his elbow as Peter moans. Catch up, old man!. You werent breathing! Stays. Peter couldnt be dead, could he? But I think they get the point., Yeah, I think they definitely got it. Peter webbed up one more before surveying the fallen and groaning men. His eyes dart around the room for a few seconds before realizes where he isthe Avengers compound. I, uh, hope you don't mind that Karen put my number in your phone." Training with Cap is like living the dream - that is, until he comes in sick one day and has an asthma attack. I cant think of things anymore apparently Im on Peter is feeling attacked. The apples, Peter throws in, making a finger gun. So when his adopted father told him that the Rogues has been pardoned and they were staying at the compound, Peter was livid. Things like getting stabbed when he's just trying to protect people. 9. "What did you say?" "Because I don't have a son. Stay with me, Mr. Stark says. Hey, Mr. Stark, where do you need me?. Can she bring your backup one? Ned asks worriedly. You got me out.. (Peter is 13 and Tony & Steves son), The one time when Tony Stark gave hug to Ned Leeds byIcylightning. He tries to figure out how this all happened and how he got there in the first place, and he wonders if a suspicious sorcerer had something to do with it.___. Exit is over there.. The mugger was webbed to the wall and Peter was laying on the ground. She presses a button and put the phone at her ear as the nurse begins her examination. I'm not a kid. He glanced behind himself, spotting another water tower (why did Manhattan apartments have so many?) Love the banter and characterization here. Peter and the Rogue Avengers. I made it completely through again and youre still not out., Be nice, MJ, Ned retorts. I mean, have you heard about all those new adult coloring books? Which is tomorrow. He shot a web to a building across the street and stumbled onto the roof of it. he started to think he was loosing too much blood because everything was begging to go back, though that also could have just been more rubble falling on him too. or;Peter meets the rogues. "Finally!" None of the Avengers looked away. Ten minutes and two and a half apples later, they turn around yet another bend in the path and arrive at a three-way crossroads. This would be bad enough, but when Peter starts getting seriously ill on top of that, it all goes to shit. Go help him!. So does Mr. Stark. Hi, baby, May smiles but she looks sad. every breath in was painful and the more he took the faster they became. That's why you might see mentions of a "Spiderman Fanfiction" in some . "Yes he is." And like a billion more, but these are the couple that came immediately to mind. Peter scoffs. Its okay.. Bleeding In Slow Motion - An Avengers Fanfiction Chapter 1: Prologue This isn't much longer after book 10, The Emperor of Nihon-Ja by John Flanagan. 4. Are you okay?!. Definitely a more emotional offering but so well done. In spite of that, he mutters, Yeah, maybe.. ', Hawkeyes eyes widened and he cursed. Pain in his stomach and chest; throbbing, stabbing pain. Hey losers, youre not lost are you? Michelle calls over in her usual bored tone. Pretty sure we established that when you puked in a corn maze. . So instead of leaving it to the heroes, which he was hardly, he gritted his teeth and hung on for dear life. You should remove Peter's mask. (never). mainly an excuse to write both fluff and angst (mostly angst very little fluff) with some fun sarcastic humor thrown in. His kid was quick and with anger pumping through his veins, Peter was unstoppable. Flash repeated. Oh, okay, Karen, whatever you say., I have informed Mister Stark of your condition and location. It's dinner time!" Ch. Peter needs me. no see thats the thing im- tonys line had gone dead. Thats it, Tony praises. He said, slamming his locker closed. Which, yknow, was fine for the stuffed animals and the walkie-talkies and the plastic lightsabershe gingerly touches the ice to his nosejust not for a sixteen-ounce can of refried pintos., Morgan lets out an exasperated exhale. 5. Don't call him. Kinda hard to breathe.. Follow Peter Parker entering a new life in Gotham City in his quest in trying to feel normal again in a new reality. Ned scoffs. Tony flew as fast as he ever had. I'm doing this instead of studying for my history final. We were playing superheroes and we needed to pack the supplies to take with us cus we had to go fight the bad guys in space., Shed been stockpiling stuff for the last couple days in the treehouse, Peter goes on, so she was just tossing everything down for me to put in the bag. Stark! Peter said indignantly as he swung around the grouped-together men (that was stupid, he wasSpider-Man!). Im from the future and I need your help, he said, heart pounding as Stranges eyes widened with realisation. A fanfic where Tony Stark and Pepper Stark had a kid named Peter Stark. Neds eyes widen. Chaos ensues. Pepper nodded, a murderous look crossing her face. Peter was sure. Well, we had to bring something to eatits a long way to Pluto.. Ive got eyes on Cap, he announced to the general comm. Jake boss a couple times and then takes Peter's mask off, muttering cool repeatedly under his breath. Awww crap, Deadpool groaned, head tilting back dramatically. Shuri was scrolling through his contacts furiously. Not my fault he went all the way to Brooklyn. Fine. "You know what dad, I'm right you're wrong. im sure you can figure it out, youre smart.. Peter felt uncomfortable in the vicinity of these two extremely powerful figuresboth literally and politically. Was he underwater? Youre like, sweating.. Im coming. Uh, Peter cant go to the hospital! he blurts out. Then, his spider-sense, which had been only a low hum at the back of his neck, suddenly screamed, and Peter flung himself away without thinking. Machine gun fire opened a split second after he moved, spraying the apartment building wall with bullets. Boss, Leeds has just been cleared by medical staff and is requesting entrance.. "Karen, should we put Peter's mask back on so the doctors don't know his identity?" Im right here you know, Peter mutters, sticking his head in the frame. What did he say?! Shuri put the phone down, satisfied with herself. Unfortunately, things dont always go as planned. I told you. Its because hes Spider-Man, right?. Peter was getting his lunch out of his locker because Pepper packed him lunch today. Uh, Stark? Peters phone is unavailable and I cannot trace its signal.. Peter heard the whine of repulsors and Iron Man landed next to him, its metal face harshly impassive. Were gonna fix this.. "I'm writing you up." Kid, were cut off for now. And two, Mr. Stark says I gotta stop doing acrobatics when I think no one is looking., Yeah, hes probably right, Ned agrees. onto peter. He makes eye contact with Ned and shakes his head frantically. This tag belongs to the Additional Tags Category. Tony and Peter are stranded in the desert after a plane crash. were kind of busy mr. stark grunted and peter sucked in a breath as something sharp grazed his bruised stomach. My brown eyed girlbySparrowFlight246- After the final battle, Peter takes on the role of becoming Morgans Person. When he arrives, he discovers that the danger isnt exactly what he was expecting, and Peter learns that certain recreational pastimes dont have quite the same effect on him that they do on most people. As soon as the team were all present, Friday started the large television screen on the end wall, filled with the headline. The reality is, every move Tony made was as a dangerous as a Black Widow that was woken up at three in the morning by Clint dumping a bucket of cold water on her, a thousandfold and minus the fact that she loved Clint like a brother and wouldn't actually kill him. After Peter gets accidentally drugged, he confuses Tony for Ben while in a precarious situation. You just told me his lips are turning blue, Michelle points out. No! Peter denies immediately. He loathed them with every bone in his body. There's been a bit of an accident at school. You two literally could not be more obvious. He may have to fight tooth and nail for every victory and he needs to find a way to stop Thanos, but hey, at least he has his friends! Chapter 20 The light is bright, painfully so, but Peter cant jerk away, he cant do anything because his body is being crushed by something heavy but not entirely unpleasant. 18. tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson", 1. where are you by the way? captain americas com had a sound like a whoosh that peter guessed to be either another type of gun that he was yet to be shot with yet or caps shield. I don't care that you think it isn't."